Latest Tweets:

  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

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tiddiemeat420:

wait

tiddiemeat420:

wait

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streetlight-mashedpotato:

This twitter account is my absolute favorite

streetlight-mashedpotato:

This twitter account is my absolute favorite

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neuroticgasstationclerk:

No Bob Deep Ross

neuroticgasstationclerk:

No Bob Deep Ross

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